{"id":376,"date":"2008-11-25T12:15:11","date_gmt":"2008-11-25T10:15:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/geek.melin-multimedia.com\/?p=376"},"modified":"2008-11-25T12:15:11","modified_gmt":"2008-11-25T10:15:11","slug":"pour-rire-beaucoup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.melinsebastien.fr\/?p=376","title":{"rendered":"Pour rire beaucoup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/geek.melin-multimedia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/geneva-cows.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-377\" title=\"geneva-cows\" src=\"http:\/\/geek.melin-multimedia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/geneva-cows-199x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"147\" height=\"193\" \/><\/a>\u00a0J&rsquo;ai re\u00e7u ce matin de la part de Shupi du Lac une blague qui m&rsquo;a fait mourrir de rire, je ne r\u00e9siste donc pas au plaisir de vous la faire partager, celle-ci en disant long sur le bon sens suisse&#8230; comme dirais Shupi du Lac, la suissattitude !!!<\/p>\n<p>Bonne lecture<\/p>\n<p>SEB<\/p>\n<p>______________________________________________<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\">Dans le cadre de fouilles dans le sous-sol russe jusqu&rsquo;a 100m de<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\">profondeur,<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\"> \u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\">les scientifiques russes ont trouv\u00e9 des vestiges de fil de cuivre qui<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\"> \u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\">dataient d&rsquo;environ 1000 ans. Les Russes en ont conclu que leurs anc\u00eatres<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\"> \u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\">disposaient d\u00e9j\u00e0 il y a 1000 ans d&rsquo;un r\u00e9seau t\u00e9l\u00e9phonique.<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 9pt; font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\">Les Am\u00e9ricains, pour faire bonne mesure, ont \u00e9galement proc\u00e9d\u00e9 a des<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\"> \u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\">fouilles dans leur sous-sol jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 une profondeur de 200 m . Ils y ont<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\"> \u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\">trouv\u00e9 des restes de fibre optique. Il<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\">s&rsquo;est av\u00e9r\u00e9 qu&rsquo;elles avaient<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\">environ<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\"> \u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\">2000 ans. Les Am\u00e9ricains en ont conclu que leurs anc\u00eatres disposaient d\u00e9j\u00e0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\"> \u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\">il y a 2000 ans d&rsquo;un r\u00e9seau de fibre de verre num\u00e9rique. Et cela,<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\">1000 ans<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\">avant les Russes !<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 9pt; font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\">Une semaine plus tard, \u00e0 Neuch\u00e2tel, les petits suisses ont<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\">publi\u00e9 le communiqu\u00e9 suivant :<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\"> \u00a0<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\">&lsquo;Suite \u00e0 des fouilles dans le sous-sol de la vall\u00e9e, jusqu&rsquo;a une<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\"> \u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\">profondeu<span style=\"color: navy;\">r<\/span> de 300 m, les scientifiques n&rsquo;ont rien trouv\u00e9 du tout.<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\"> \u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\">Ils en concluent que les Anciens neuch\u00e2telois <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\">\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\">disposaient d\u00e9j\u00e0 il y a 3000<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\"> \u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;\">ans d&rsquo;un r\u00e9seau sans fils Wifi.&rsquo;<\/span><span style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\" lang=\"EN-US\"><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0J&rsquo;ai re\u00e7u ce matin de la part de Shupi du Lac une blague qui m&rsquo;a fait mourrir de rire, je ne r\u00e9siste donc pas au plaisir de vous la faire<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-coup-de-coeur"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.melinsebastien.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.melinsebastien.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.melinsebastien.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.melinsebastien.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.melinsebastien.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=376"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.melinsebastien.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":379,"href":"https:\/\/www.melinsebastien.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376\/revisions\/379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.melinsebastien.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.melinsebastien.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.melinsebastien.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}